You help subsidize my mortgage payment to the tune of $1200 per month. If it wasn't for the tax credit I get for my mortgage interest, I'd have a much harder time coming up with the mortgage payment every month. I know, you don't get any subsidy for your rent payments and I think it's wonderfully selfless of you to redirect some of your taxes to help pay my mortgage payment. Thank you.
You also help keep my credit card interest low. Because you have so little, the credit card companies (if you can get a credit card) charge you higher interest. All that extra profit lets them compete for my business and they send me all kinds of pre-approved offers with low, fixed interest rates. I love it. I used to love it more, when I could deduct my credit card and car loan interest, but I guess we all have to make our contribution in these tough times.
And it's not just credit cards where you help out, all my banking is easier and more profitable because of you. You see, I keep a few CDs at the bank and I keep a minimum balance in my account, so I get interest on my checking account. I use my gas card and my credit cards throughout the month to buy gas and groceries so my paycheck just sits in my account and gathers interest. At the end of the month I pay the balance on my cards in full, so I don't have to pay any credit card interest but I've made interest on the money while it sat in my bank account. If you weren't paying $65 bounced check and overdraft fees, my bank wouldn't have the money to do that. It really is the little things you do that mean so much. Thank you.
And I couldn't begin to tell you how much I appreciate you subsidizing my health care costs. I had to get three crowns this year. Of course my health insurance paid for a lot of it, but those ugly crowns the insurance pays for would have looked tacky so I paid the money for the upgraded porcelain crowns. They look just like my regular teeth and at the end of the year I'll get quite a bit of it back with my tax refund. I've heard it can be difficult to meet the minimum to deduct health care if you don't have a few expensive items in the year and most of you don't make it, so I really appreciate you letting me deduct my optional and cosmetic medical costs. Big thanks, really.
And in these uncertain economic times I can understand how some of you might be getting a little desperate, but we had a couple of car break-ins in my neighborhood and I just can't tolerate that. My neighbors and I went to the police and they've promised to step up patrolling in my neighborhood. Sure, I know they're short-handed because of budget cuts and that will mean fewer patrols in your neighborhood. But, really, if you think about it I have more stuff, and certainly more valuable stuff. Doesn't it make sense to give me more police protection than you? I mean, who is going to break in and steal your 20 year old television? Still, I appreciate it and I want you to know that I'm thinking of you. Same for road repair, and utilities infrastructure and everything else. I'm so glad that you're willing to put up with potholes and old power, phone and gas lines so they can make sure my stuff works properly. Thanks. I really mean it. I have three computers and power spikes from old lines can damage them. It's so inconvenient when I have to pay to get my computer repaired. Thanks to your patience, I don't have to do that as often as you do. You're great.
Oh! I almost forgot! Thank you for subsidizing my retirement. I have a 401(k) and a Roth IRA. I contribute the maximum to both, of course, because I couldn't imagine trying to retire on Social Security. I certainly don't want to eat cat food. I don't have to pay taxes on the money I contribute to those so I can be sure of having a safe, comfortable retirement. Frankly, I don't understand why you all don't do the same. It's only a few thousand a year. But still, thank you.
Finally, thank you for keeping hold of your old car instead of buying a new, more fuel-efficient vehicle when the gas prices rose. I was able to sell my performance luxury car that ran on premium and buy a hybrid because you hadn't snapped them all up. The dealership was charging a $5,000 premium over sticker - it's a free market, after all - but it sure feels good to know I'm getting 55 miles per gallon on regular. It means I can still drive my weekend sports car without worrying about it getting 14 mpg. Thank you for keeping your old car so I can buy one of the hybrids.
Maybe sometimes it doesn't feel like you're doing enough to help the economy. I know I wish I could give more back than just paying my housekeeper, gardener and taking my car to the hand car wash. I just wanted you to know that what you're doing is acknowledged and appreciated. Because all those little things add up, they really do. If you didn't do everything you could to help me out it'd be like me taking a $3000 a month pay cut. I wouldn't want to have that happen. Just keep things the way they are and you can be happy knowing that you're doing your part for the economy.
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