He's Going to Win

Yes, We Can. (10.69 / 13)

No, we cannot get complacent.

Yes, they will try to steal it.

No, we cannot stop working.

Yes, they will pull out every stop.

No, we cannot let down our guard.

But YES, WE WILL WIN.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 10:45:05 AM CDT

Great minds think alike (8.00 / 2)

See the QOTD.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 11:06:03 AM CDT

[ Parent ]

My son and daughter... (8.25 / 4)

...will grow up in a world where there is nothing at all strange with having the black President that Morgan Freeman plays in all the movies.

Now, will they grow up in a world where my friends Matt and Greg's marriage is ALSO as obvious as green frogs and yellow daffodils?  

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by: JeffLieber @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 11:48:58 AM CDT

[ Parent ]

Your thoughts to god's ear, Maryscott (8.80 / 5)

And I don't think his election will silence the hater's either.  We will have to maintain vigil after the election too; to raise our voices against those who will inevitably try and tear him down.  Those two skinhead yahoos are not alone in their Hitlerian folly (mores the pity).  Other's will try to destroy an Obama presidency.  Anyone who harbors hatred of any kind will resolve those feelings against Obama - personally.  He will become a symbol: to us, he will stand for all that is still good in America - what we can and will become.  To the hater's he will become the sum total of all their fear and loathing: gays, women, non-Christians - anyone who doesn't fit their narrow idea of the norm.  They will think as Oswald did - that removal of the symbol will kill the idea.  Well I say we must not allow it.  They MUST NOT be allowed to gain purchase.  We must raise our voices in a chorus of disapproval - as we have done these past 8 years against the Bush cabal.  Obama may not have had my support to begin with - but I'll defend him to the death now.  He is the hope for a new, better America - and I promise to do everything in my power to keep that hope fresh and alive.  

Deux ex Machina

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by: The Fat Lady Sings @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:33:43 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Cautious optimism. (7.38 / 8)

CAUTIOUS optimism.

No chickens!

I SAID NO FUCKING CHICKENS!

(Karma has spoken.)




Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:20:56 PM CDT

I'm pulling out a dozen eggs... (7.50 / 8)

and counting them as chickens.

We must rise up against the reign of the Evil Karmafish, restore Mayo to its proper place among condiments, establish burgers as a national food.

And resurrect teh Jeebus (Oh wait, allegedly, that has already happened).

I'm gonna start a PAC.

It will be the AFPAC.  It won't be as strong as AIPAC, but it will be OK.

The Anti-Karmafish Political Action Committee.

Shergald, the fees are $11,000,000.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:24:21 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

The problem here, DA, (7.33 / 6)

is that you assholes continue to hold opinions.

And sometimes those opinions are counter to my own!  (Shocking.  I know.)

Gawd, you people walk around blathering your nonsense, subjecting the world to your opinions, and making a general nuisance of yourselves.

Fred doesn't do that.  He has hardly any opinions on anything.  He agrees that cookies are delicious, but other than that he shuts the fuck up.

In the mean time, I notice that on some other whitey-sphere blog run, by a former inmate of this asylum, the blog owner is having some problems with the rabble who insist on their spree feech.

Everywhere I look people are yammering nonsense at one another.

It has to stop!




Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:37:29 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Dude (7.50 / 4)

Fred has opinions.

He even expresses them.

No matter what you say, you can't get me to believe that Fred doesn't fart.

That is just one way of expressing his opinion.

I used to do that, but my bride thought it was disgusting.

Imagine my joy when I was able to print out this article for her enjoyment.

Trust me, Fred has many opinions.  Also, you know those cell phone calls on your bill you can't identify?  Those are Fred.  Calling me.  Begging for freedom.  Or Snausages.  I'm not sure.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:44:51 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I read that link, DA, and have a question. (8.00 / 1)

Does the stink of farts control the blood pressure of family members, co-workers, friends, etc., who become disgusted enough to beat up on, or possibly kill the offender?  LOL

Ahhhh....Life goes on.

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by: independentminded @ Wed Oct 29, 2008 at 08:25:53 AM CDT

[ Parent ]

Woo. (7.00 / 3)

Some days I like the other blog world I inhabit, the one where people are supportive and friendly and concerned about each other.

On the other hand, Karma's a bitch and it can be amusing to watch the backlash.

(Not you, Karmafish.  Okay, you can be a bitch -- for evidence scroll up -- but this time I was talking about Karma.  Not Karma.  If you know what I mean.)


Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:02:41 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Wouldn't that be the AKPAC? (7.00 / 1)

Just askin'.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:59:25 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

See below (0.00 / 0)

in my response to Raybin.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:03:23 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Oh -- chickens. (7.00 / 1)

You are so gross.

Ya fuckin' narc.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:14:52 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Bullshit. Fuck you! (7.89 / 9)

I SAID NO FUCKING CHICKENS!

You can't tell me what I can and can't do

Besides now that gay marriage is legal, we can do whatever we want! (As I understand it)

So go away and ignore any frantic, high-pitched clucking and squawking you may here....

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.

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by: Raybin @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:43:20 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Oh Jesus Christ killed by Karmafish (7.20 / 5)

HEAR

not HERE

Note to self:  way to ruin a joke, dickhead.

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.

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by: Raybin @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:44:02 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Raybin (6.50 / 4)

I know how you feel.

It should have been AKPAC.  But when I was going to correct it, I realized it read like someone who wanted to protect AK-47s.

I left it the way it was.

We all got your joke, anyways.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:53:15 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I trusted y'all to get it (8.00 / 5)

Mostly I just wanted to say "Jesus Christ killed by Karmafish"

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.

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by: Raybin @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 12:56:31 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Dude (3.50 / 2)

you should live in California.

First, there was a truly excellent ad run during the Olympics against Prop 8 (marriage only between men and women).

But then, these last two weeks, we've had to put up with this...

BTW, San Franciscans...

Can you elect a mayor who doesn't have as annoying a voice and manner as Gavin Newsome?  Did he not think this clamor and that body language would make it into a commericial?

Anyway, the race has tightened here.  It isn't decided yet.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:05:10 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Yep, Gavin can be a douchebag (7.00 / 2)

oh, but what I wouldn't do for his sloppy seconds.  The guy is a horndog.

In loving memory: Sophie, June 1, 1993-January 17, 2005. My huckleberry friend.

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by: Paul in San Francisco @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:30:35 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

What do you mean that I cannot tell you (7.33 / 6)

what you can or cannot do?

I just did!

I said no fucking chickens!

I spoke on this, already.

Karma has spoken.

No fucking chickens!

NO FUCKING CHICKENS!

DO NOT FUCK CHICKENS!

NO MAYO ON BURGERS!

NO RACHAEL RAY!

STOP DRIVING CARS!

DO WHAT I SAY!

God, you people whine and bitch and moan and complain.  Nothing is ever good enough for you.  

And leave Ted Stevens alone!

Here.  Munch on a dog's skull:

Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:14:35 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Dude, you told me it was fried chicken (7.33 / 3)

In loving memory: Sophie, June 1, 1993-January 17, 2005. My huckleberry friend.

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by: Paul in San Francisco @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:31:02 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I just can't believe that I actually (7.17 / 6)

participate in a place that is so unkosher that people fuck chickens.

I mean, really.

Why is it even necessary for me to have to tell people not to fuck chickens?




Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:34:00 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

How else are you going to get eggs? (7.33 / 6)

In loving memory: Sophie, June 1, 1993-January 17, 2005. My huckleberry friend.

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by: Paul in San Francisco @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 13:37:53 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Karma (5.86 / 7)

after you eat them, it is only polite to fuck them.

Wait, that doesn't work as well for chickens.

Never Mind.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:09:29 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Um... (7.33 / 6)

Ewwwwwww.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:13:09 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

umm... (7.00 / 1)

...suddenly you're dainty of sensibilities?  Too ladylike to entertain the fucking of chickens?    

Ha.

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by: weeping for brunnhilde @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 23:55:18 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Why did thechicken cross the road? (7.80 / 10)

To get the fuck away from Karmafish's insane ranting.

My will is easy to decide, for I have nothing to divide. My kin won't need to fuss and moan Moss don't cling to a rolling stone. -- Joe Hill,

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by: slick riddles @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:20:17 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I just find it amazing that my simple admonition (8.67 / 6)

against fucking chickens is seen as somehow irrational by so many people here.

I am calm.

I am not ranting.

I merely suggest that fucking chickens is perhaps not in the best interest of the chicken.

This is controversial?

You want to argue that fucking a chicken is a good thing for the chicken?

You think that chicken fucking represents progressive values, do you, slick?

You think that MLW should become the home of chicken fuckers?

I disagree.





Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:29:15 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I believe that we should (7.83 / 6)

embrace chicken fuckers.

Under our Big Tent, we can include chicken fuckers.

If we accepted chicken fuckers, electorally, this thing would be a landslide.

The entire nation would be blue.

And just think, MLW could be at the cutting edge in chicken fucker outreach.


DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:30:58 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Not only that.... (8.00 / 6)

but just think, how wonderful it would be if our 2,000,000 page view could be someone logging on to the site to utter those two little words....

Chicken Fucker!

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:33:27 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Chicken Fuckers, Unite! (7.50 / 6)

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:42:21 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

So, that's the final word from the site owner, huh? (7.67 / 6)

You allow chicken fucking on MLW.

I think that I'm going to right a diary on dKos called something like, "My Left Chicken Wing (of Stormback)."





Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:46:15 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Dude... (8.60 / 5)

In case you haven't kept track.

That would be the Right-Wing Zionist, Anti-Semitic, Chicken-Fucker Loving site owner.

RWZASCFL

I think it should be our new super secret password (except that anyone googling Chicken and Fucking for the next few months will get links to this thread).


DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:52:13 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

What strikes me as odd, MSOC.. (6.25 / 4)

is that in a day where in the body of the QOTD I write...

Unless some pictures of Barack Obama wielding an AK (Why does that work for their side, but would suck for our side?)or having carnal knowledge of a herd animal show up on the innertubes, this thing is in the bag.

Raybin takes another essay into the realm of chicken fucking.

There seems to be a consistent thread of bestiality here today.

Could it be something in the water?

Apropos of nothing at all, I had black pepper and teriyaki chicken for lunch today.  

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:47:18 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

What do you mean "another"? (8.00 / 7)

This is the FIRST thread I've taken into the realm of chicken fucking.

Now, I've taken many other essays into the realms of oral sex, sodomy, nipple torture, clit piercings, hot wax, body paint, face-sitting, toe sucking and the Civil War.

But NEVER chicken fucking.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!  LIBELER!

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.

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by: Raybin @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:04:46 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

You forgot the whale penises. n/t (6.80 / 5)

Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:11:47 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

PIPES! (7.57 / 7)

PIPES! PIPES!

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:33:18 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Miki's fucking pipes (7.67 / 9)

are going to haunt me til my dying day.

Miki's fucking pipes, Raybin's fucking chickens. Karma is secretly fantasizing about fucking a jar of mayo while Rachel Ray watches.

MLW is a sick sick place.

Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:41:51 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Oooh, what's this, what's this??? (7.00 / 2)

It sounds funny; tell me, tell me!!

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by: weeping for brunnhilde @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 23:58:15 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Sorry Weeping (7.20 / 5)

I'm bound by my blogfriendship with Joools not to disclose any details on the hysterically funny and long-lasting "insulated pipes" incident.

Although, if you're bedridden some time, you can search her comments until you find it.

I must admit, it is truly epic.

See what you miss with all those real life distractions?


DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Wed Oct 29, 2008 at 00:21:05 AM CDT

[ Parent ]

I inadvertently (7.00 / 2)

insulted IM's pipes in her home, suggesting they were inadequately insulated.  

It was epic and classic insanity that went on for days.


Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Wed Oct 29, 2008 at 10:23:50 AM CDT

[ Parent ]

Did someone say, Whale Penis? (9.00 / 5)

Go insulate those pipes, I dare ya, double dare ya.

And I swear, I tried to talk myself into resizing em dowsizing it, but it just kinda lost its luster, and what's a whale penis without luster, ya know.  :)

I will not die an unlived life. Fuck em, I will not live in fear, I will live out loud and on the record.  

Domestic Violence Hotline 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)  

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by: caliberal @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:40:59 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

And again, (7.83 / 6)

what most strikes me about that photo is HOW CLOSE HIS HEAD IS TO THAT PENIS.


Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 16:42:59 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I think my ulcer... (5.29 / 7)

just burst.

Thank you. Thank you all.

I have laughed myself into an endoscopy.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 20:11:03 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

C'mon k-fish (7.00 / 2)

Just a little variant on an old joke whatsamatter someone fucked your sense of humor?

My will is easy to decide, for I have nothing to divide. My kin won't need to fuss and moan Moss don't cling to a rolling stone. -- Joe Hill,

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by: slick riddles @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:44:15 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Oh, so chicken fucking is funny, huh? (6.75 / 4)

Chickens all around the world are now getting extremely nervous.




Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:47:08 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I don't know anything (7.25 / 4)

about chicken fucking but you are hilarious.

My will is easy to decide, for I have nothing to divide. My kin won't need to fuss and moan Moss don't cling to a rolling stone. -- Joe Hill,

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by: slick riddles @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:50:04 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I'm on one of my jags! (8.67 / 3)

It happens now and again.

My apologies to everyone for everything.

Jeebus.  I better log off before I drench my keyboard with the tears of my laughter.

Peace all you MLW Chicken Fuckers.




Lord of the Karmafishes

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by: Karmafish @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:52:25 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

I don't put my mouth on my dogs' heads. (7.50 / 4)

The other day, one of them peed on the other one's head.

(Mojo apparently didn't notice Abe was about to pee on the pole when he realized he had to smell it.  Mojo is really smart for a dog.  But really, that's not saying much.)

Obama 2012.  Because he didn't piss off enough people the first time around.

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by: Joools @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 15:58:21 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

Raybin (4.50 / 2)

this link is for you.

I'd hate for you to get injured.

Please follow all the instructions.

DA is The Most Interesting Man in the World. - Karmafish

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by: devilishadvocate @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 20:07:51 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

What the fuck do these people have against chickens? (7.40 / 5)

My next time around, I'm marrying a goddamned chicken.

--7.88, --6.56      If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution.

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by: Maryscott O'Connor @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:00:23 PM CDT

Camilla and Gonzo thank you (8.00 / 4)

They can't take the persecution anymore.

mbr + dv + woyg

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by: keirdubois @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 14:20:34 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

of course he's gonna win (10.44 / 9)

durrati's on the case!

Next Tuesday I will personally piggyback eight voters to the polls.

Yes we can!

"Fascism is attracting the dregs of humanity- people with a slovenly biography - sadists, mental freaks, traitors." - ILYA EHRENBURG

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by: durrati @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 17:45:04 PM CDT

Why are you Californians so damn giddy? (9.50 / 4)

There's still work to do.  Remember No on Prop 8 is the central front in the war on idiocy.  That one ain't won yet.

My county is 40% voted (that 40% of registered voters).  And there's early voting until Saturday.  We might hit 50% by then.  Which will make election day the normal Presidential scramble.

On Sunday, a large number of black churches prayed in the morning and took a church bus full of church members to vote.

BTW my municipality is very close to allowing folks, suburban folks even, raise chickens and keep bees in their back yards.  There's a huge big movement here to become independent of your Inland Empire.

And, oh yes, we had the first frost so we can now start picking our collards.

Want a third party -- 50 states, 210 media market, 435 Congressional Districts, 3080 counties, 192,480 precincts -- Go get 'em

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by: TarheelDem @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 20:44:02 PM CDT

DiFi cut an ad (10.00 / 2)

In opposition to Prop 8. (and sent me an email about it.)

Now if only Barbara Boxer and Arnold would do the same. Or better yet, Obama.

to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance .  G. Washington

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by: Kane in CA @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 22:03:25 PM CDT

[ Parent ]

The things I miss (6.67 / 3)

when I actually have to go to work some days.

Sigh.

But examination of the available data leads only to the conclusion that the biggest beneficiary of the Bush Presidency is Warren Harding. (Steve Mirsky, "Antigravity", SciAm 10/05)
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. (Latin for All Occasions)

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by: mirrim @ Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 22:53:49 PM CDT

my side is hurting (9.00 / 1)

Thanks for the laughs, friends.  Oh, and speaking of sidesplitting laughs, I hope you all saw the Murtha/Biden SNL skit.

I mean Christ Jesus I thought I was going to explode or have a heart attack or something.  

That was George Carlin quality humor.  Good God, that was just killer.

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by: weeping for brunnhilde @ Wed Oct 29, 2008 at 00:03:22 AM CDT