If I had the proper YouTube skills (and were really sympathetic toward the centerpiece of the day), I would put the soundtrack from this first video
And use it as a soundtrack for this one:
Kind of the turkey's commentary on the whole situation.
Yes, I know I'm a sick person. (And it's also appropriate in a way, since some of Elvis' ancestors "met the boat" from England and probably regretted the same.)
Anyway...enjoy the critter, or whatever your chosen substitute is.